sidewalkbagatelle:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle class gentry? My French style vases will constitute approximately 1/3 of the block gossip, like appliances on those shitty Sears commercials. The other mothers will simply have to out bake me.

sidewalkbagatelle:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle class gentry? My French style vases will constitute approximately 1/3 of the block gossip, like appliances on those shitty Sears commercials. The other mothers will simply have to out bake me.

(Source: elle-oh-elle)

GPOYW. Need I say more?

GPOYW. Need I say more?

newyorker:

Cartoon of the Day

Truth.

newyorker:

Cartoon of the Day

Truth.