ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle class gentry? My French style vases will constitute approximately 1/3 of the block gossip, like appliances on those shitty Sears commercials. The other mothers will simply have to out bake me.
(Source: elle-oh-elle)
As my friend Angelina said when she sent me this link, “This is important.”