sidewalkbagatelle: ARE YOU KIDDING ME I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle class gentry? My French style vases will constitute approximately 1/3 of the block gossip, like appliances on those shitty Sears commercials. The other mothers will simply have to out bake me.

sidewalkbagatelle:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle class gentry? My French style vases will constitute approximately 1/3 of the block gossip, like appliances on those shitty Sears commercials. The other mothers will simply have to out bake me.

(Source: elle-oh-elle)

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  1. povertyandtoothache reblogged this from elle-oh-elle and added:
    I intend to go antiquing with my future offspring as often as possible. How else does one join the ranks of upper-middle...
  2. seaofstatic said: hilarious, yes. but i actually possess early antiquing memories.
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